Dodgems, anyone?

[Ersby]

*sits alone in a dodgem, knuckles white from gripping the steering wheel with excitement, while all around him other dodgem cars go unoccupied*

Come on, come on! They won't start this thing until they've got enough people!

*rocks violently back and forth in his seat to try and make the car go forward by inertia, but it's no use*

*has a thought, and reaches under seat, pulls out a crash helmet, and puts it on*

I'm ready for ya! Anyone! I'll take you all on!

*passes the time by turning the steering wheel from left to right and making "brrm brrm" noises.*

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[Branflakes]

*sits in one 2 down from Ersby*

Um, could someone tell me what a dodgem is so I don't sound like too much of a fool?

*also puts on a crash helmet, complete with rainbow stickers*

*whistles while waiting*

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[erisesoteric]

*sits perched behind ersby*

What? You guys KNOW I don't know how to drive!

*passes the time tapping on Ersby's crash helmet*

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[Ersby]

*reaches below seat, pulls out English-American translator*

Umm, yes, it seems that a dodgem is a bumper car. You know, fairground ride; lots of bad steering; only time that whiplash seems funny.

But I think any car will do. The more the merrier.

*looks around*

What's that tapping noise?

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"Victorians didn't know much about structural engineering, so they just built everything to last." toastboy

[crazy a]

*climbs into a black car*

Tough guys drive black bumper cars.

*sneers*

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[Branflakes]

Ok, good, bumper cars are fun. *evil grin*

*looks at car more closely*

Um, how did I end up in a pink one with yellow stripes?

*puts on cheesy seatbelt that the attendants always insist you wear even though they don't seem to fit adults properly*

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[Chaos Butterfly]

*jumps into a black one with a large pic of King Kong on the front*

Let's see you take this baby on.

*Pulls on styley matching helmet and starts making bonnet beating, growling noises to psych out the competition*

*evil grin *



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[Katchoo]

It's Ok, Ersby! I knew what u meant!
*Gets into her dodgem*

Whaaahahahahaaaa!!! Prepare for destruction!
*Katchoo has a bit of a death wish, so uses a paper soda jerk's hat instead of a crash helmet*

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
(I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. May barbarians invade your personal space!)

[Katchoo]

It's Ok, Ersby! I knew what u meant!
*Gets into her dodgem*

Whaaahahahahaaaa!!! Prepare for destruction!
*Katchoo has a bit of a death wish, so uses a paper soda jerk's hat instead of a crash helmet*

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The maverick heroine of STP land, avenger against those who would kick off with pretty women;
Hero to some, just another pretty face to others.
The cutest little lesbian.
THE Lesbian.


...Without love, we are never more than Strangers In Paradise.

"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
(I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. May barbarians invade your personal space!)

[Firebird98]

*climbs into his black car with BLS on the front with a big picture of a middle finger under the letters*

Alright.. who wants some?

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